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the 1880s
Already deprecatedYou were replaced by the invention of the suspension spring.
Professional wagon-pusher and gravity enthusiast.
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oof.you▸ SPRINGTECH 1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1880SAI's Special Power
eliminates human risk on mountain passes
You pushed wagons to test balance on uneven terrain. This job vanished with better road engineering and springs.
The one thing AI can't do
You knew exactly which rut would snap an axle before it happened.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Steel suspension begins to handle road bumps automatically.
1860
Smoother roads make human tilting unnecessary.
1870
Stagecoach lines stop paying for ballast-tilters.
1880
Mechanical reliability rendered your brute force obsolete.
Already
The job ceased to exist forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2
wagons flipped per day
High
probability of injury
Your severance
A stale horseshoe and a thank you card.
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