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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsYour heavy lifting is just future data points for a hydraulic lift.
Professional heavy-lifter, master of the tangled cable knot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated rigging without the unions or lunch breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ RIGMASTER X-500▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys trussing systems in sub-zero time
You move gear, hang lights, and build temporary structures. You exist because stages are heavy and inconveniently shaped.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a single XLR cable from a pile of twenty in total darkness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar scans the stage so robots know exactly where to stand.
Month 12
Retractable floor channels handle power routing without human cable coiling.
Year 2
Computerized hoists handle rigging and focusing without anyone climbing a ladder.
Year 3
Modular flooring systems self-assemble based on the stage plot file.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire stage is assembled by silent gantries and floor units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
12,000 yearly
Road cases moved
6 hours
Average load-in time
98 percent
Back pain probability
Your severance
A slightly dented road case and a handshake.
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