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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is just a file path to the trash bin.
Professional coffee fetcher and spreadsheet filler.
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Works for free and never complains about coffee.
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You make coffee and copy-paste spreadsheets while hoping for a full-time offer that will never arrive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically hold the door open for the CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI fills your spreadsheets faster than you can type numbers.
Week 6
Software handles your meeting invites and calendar management duties.
Month 3
Office drones deliver coffee so you are no longer needed.
Month 4
Presentation bots generate slides better than your manual copy-paste.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a charging station for bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Coffee spills per day
0.001%
Likelihood of job offer
8
Hours spent updating slides
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot.
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