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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artistic soul is just a series of predictable geometry algorithms.
Master of lead, solder, and expensive band-aids.
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Precision art without the sliced fingers.
oof.youAI▸ GLAS-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
cuts complex patterns without any breakage
Design intricate patterns and cut fragile glass sheets to assemble lead-cames with precise soldering techniques.
The one thing AI can't do
You uniquely understand how light behaves when passing through imperfect, hand-blown antique glass.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative software produces more complex patterns than your tired human brain.
Month 6
Robotic laser arrays score sheets with zero wasted material.
Month 13
Precision vibration-guided arms snap pieces perfectly along every score.
Year 2.2
High-speed soldering heads join cames at millisecond intervals.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory floor officially goes dark for all human workers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average glass cuts hourly
High
Blood-to-solder ratio
Weeks
Average project timeline
Your severance
A crate of factory-grade clear glass sheets.
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