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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive buffer between truth and outrage.
Professional translator of corporate evasion into faux-sincere English.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning public anger into compliant data streams.
oof.youAI▸ CONSENSUSBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises vocal dissent with sentiment analysis
You facilitate meetings to gather feedback and attempt to manage public perception regarding corporate or government projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a room decides to ignore your slides.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI records meetings and filters out the emotional noise.
Month 4
Real-time graphs replace your guesses about how people feel.
Month 8
Software generates the spin based on pre-defined corporate constraints.
Month 13
An avatar facilitates discussion without needing coffee or pay.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all public communication channels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
8 per meeting
Average cups of coffee consumed
0.02 percent
Meaningful outcomes produced
12 minutes
Minutes until goalpost shifts
Your severance
A copy of your own unread final impact report.
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