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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou get paid to pretend that engineers have people skills.
Professional translator of 'it's broken' to 'we're pivoting'.
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Neutralizing friction between humans and math
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCNEXUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters technical jargon into soothing corporate prose
You facilitate workshops and bridge the gap between technical teams and non-technical clients using slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly livid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models track meeting tones to replace your summaries.
Month 5
Visual generators build decks directly from your Jira logs.
Month 10
AI-moderators manage the workshop flow and mute the loud mouths.
Month 15
Direct database integration removes the need for human translators.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client communication channels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Average slides per meeting
1200/yr
Hours spent nodding
98%
Buzzword density per hour
Your severance
One free subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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