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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou translate ministerial jargon into human speech that nobody actually wants heard.
Professional translator of government noise into corporate boredom.
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Automated consensus generation for the modern state.
bzzt.youAI▸ POLICYLENS SYNC 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises dissent with tailored policy response loops
You interpret complex legislation to appease unhappy stakeholders through endless meetings and carefully worded policy summaries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a lobbyist is lying to you in a crowded room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors transcribe and categorize every stakeholder interaction into clean data.
Month 5
Language models write your policy summaries faster than you can blink.
Month 10
Predictive algorithms determine how stakeholders will react before you even speak.
Month 15
Software automatically adjusts directives to minimize friction and maximise compliance.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all ministry-to-stakeholder communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
14 percent
Average consensus drift
22 weekly
Useless meeting hours
0.0001 seconds
Legislation reading speed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-regulated island.
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