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the 1950s
Already deprecatedYou sell paper rectangles in a world of instant digital transfer.
Analog courier of gummed-back paper relics.
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Stamps are just legacy data packets anyway.
bzzt.you▸ POSTAUTOMATON-0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1950SAI's Special Power
folds into a mailbox for storage
You trade small adhesive paper squares for currency at a kiosk. Your existence ended with self-service mail slots.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly useless collection of perforated art in your vest pocket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1940
The invention of airmail reduces the need for slow paper transit.
1950
Automated kiosks allow people to buy stamps without a person present.
1955
Businesses install franking machines to skip the stamps entirely.
1958
The last stamp peddler closes their drawer for the final time.
Already
Your job is now a footnote in a history textbook.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
too high
human error rate
zero
customer demand
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a museum of stationery.
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