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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Stand User jobs? · Latest report #d7e5sptg
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour imaginary friend is being replaced by a server cluster.
Delusional anime-protagonist energy with zero practical utility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why summon spirits when code does it faster?
oof.youAI▸ MANIFEST-O-MATIC 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects hologram of your own obsolescence
You project energy manifestations to fight rivals in turn-based combat. The machine replaces your willpower with faster rendering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still scream the name of your attack with true, unhinged emotional commitment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Speech synthesis software mimics your dramatic combat call-outs.
Week 9
AI models learn to simulate your fight outcome results.
Month 3
A rendering engine calculates the most aesthetic combat stances.
Month 5
Neural sensors replicate your intent without the ego.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server plays the fight, you go home forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 seconds
Average fight duration
45
Dramatic poses per hour
100%
Willpower depletion
Your severance
One free poster of yourself pointing heroically.
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