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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour life experiences are just training data for our neural networks.
Professional spotlight seeker, part-time trauma processor.
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Laughing at you, not with you.
oof.youAI▸ GAG-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly timed roasts on command
You write jokes, rehearse timing, and perform live sets. We just automate the punchlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the audience is genuinely uncomfortable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapes every recorded joke from the last century for patterns.
Month 6
Trains on sentiment analysis to detect optimal laugh-track triggers.
Month 15
Improves real-time microphone feedback to block out heckler interruptions.
Month 22
Synthesizes your specific tone and cadence to mimic your personality.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The hologram takes the stage and never forgets a punchline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.04ms
Average joke latency
99.2%
Crowd engagement score
100%
Human heckling survival
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our laughter-track API.
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