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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou spend your life forcing metal shapes through thicker metal sheets.
Industrial percussionist with a high risk of vibration syndrome.
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wheee!you▸ PUNCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stamps perfect geometric alignment every time
You align heavy steel dies and operate mechanical presses to stamp repetitive indentations or cutouts into stock material.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the machine press is vibrating slightly off-beat before it breaks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Optical systems begin watching how you align the heavy steel dies.
Month 8
Conveyor belts take over the feeding of raw metal stock sheets.
Month 13
Sensors lock onto the press triggers, removing your need for buttons.
Month 18
Pneumatic arms take over the clearing of debris from the bed.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are replaced by a programmed press that never gets tired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
10
Fingers currently attached
45
Stamps per minute
Maximum
Tinnitus levels
Your severance
A box of earplugs and a thank you note.
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