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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Starship Commander jobs? · Latest report #kb3xueww
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified bus driver with an inflated sense of diplomatic destiny.
Professional chair-sitter with a penchant for technobabble.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Command without the existential dread.
split.youAI▸ NEBULA-NAVIGATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers dramatic pauses at perfect intervals
You manage ship systems, execute tactical maneuvers, and endure endless bridge meetings. Technology will handle the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a heroic speech when the AI crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripts begin auto-filling your daily captain logs with standard fluff.
Month 7
Flight computers take over all maneuvers to prevent pilot error.
Month 16
Large language models handle all standard first-contact communication protocols.
Year 2.2
The physical bridge is deprecated in favor of a server room.
Year 3 · D-Day
The ship runs perfectly without a human to give pointless orders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 Liters
Coffee consumption per parsec
12 Percent
Redshirt attrition rate
89 Per Shift
Unnecessary manual steering events
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable mining colony.
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