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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your vague business pivots into expensive, automated slide decks.
Professional dream-weaver, pivot-consultant, and equity-harvesting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scalable wisdom for the pre-revenue founder.
toast.youAI▸ STRATEGYBRAIN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot strategies every ten seconds
You review pitch decks and offer vague growth advice for founders. You charge equity for basic networking and buzzwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a founder's face with genuine, unscripted human confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghostwriting all your advice emails and strategy notes.
Month 4
A vision model grades pitch decks against success patterns faster.
Month 8
Software replaces your rolodex with predictive matching for founder intros.
Month 12
Algorithmic trend analysis renders your strategic intuition entirely optional.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all future company guidance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14
Average pivots proposed per month
0.5 percent
Equity dilution per advice session
42
Buzzwords used per slide
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