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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human placeholder for a better, cheaper algorithm.
Serial pivot artist with high caffeine tolerance.
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Burn rate reduction through total automation.
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delivers pitch decks at 3am local time
You pitch to investors and try to make your product stop breaking. Then you hope for a big exit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a venture capitalist with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your investor pitch decks faster and clearer.
Month 4
Software monitors employee morale to replace your weekly team huddle.
Month 8
Bots scout and hire your team without your messy personality.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle funding rounds without your awkward lunch meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine manages growth better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2
Pivot frequency per quarter
High
Equity dilution sensitivity
94%
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