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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are training the machine to delete your own job.
Serial founder who pivots faster than the cloud infrastructure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pitch decks without the pesky human ego.
glub.youAI▸ FOUNDRBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire cap table instantly
You pitch visions to investors and struggle to align product roadmaps with erratic, hallucinating artificial intelligence models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to venture capitalists with genuine, trembling human enthusiasm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Generative models create your decks faster than you can blink.
Month 5
Smart agents handle all cold emails and investor follow-ups.
Month 10
Algorithms decide your product direction based on raw data.
Month 15
Corporate smart contracts replace the need for human legal sign-offs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI founder liquidates the company and shuts you down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 per month
Average pivot rate
4 per day
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Extremely low
Burn rate efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing startup product.
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