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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour visionary strategy is just a sequence of predictive tokens.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, professional debt accumulator.
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generates infinite recurring revenue projections
You burn cash to translate vague ideas into broken product roadmaps and endless technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to secure the next round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI analyzes real data to replace your gut-feeling pivots.
Month 5
Smart agents rewrite your spaghetti code into clean modules.
Month 10
Synthetic models create better investor stories than your brain.
Month 15
Dashboards replace your leadership by forcing team output metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes control, and your equity vests into zero.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
Weekly
Pivot frequency
1.2 liters
Coffee per line of code
Terminal
Equity dilution stress
Your severance
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