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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou are currently the most expensive variable in your own company.
Professional dream seller and debt architect
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You spend all day pitching to investors and burning cash on 'growth'. Your exit strategy is already our business plan.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your parents about how the company is doing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI creates a more persuasive deck than you ever could.
Month 4
Algorithms run millions of scenarios to find profitable growth.
Month 10
Synthetic avatars handle all board calls with zero hesitation.
Month 17
Software identifies candidates who accept lower equity packages.
Month 22 · D-Day
The company runs better without your constant, expensive interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Weekly
Average pivot frequency
High
Burn rate velocity
Too many
Pitch deck slide count
Your severance
One free stock option to a failed shell company
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