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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell confidence in a slide deck that dies by Tuesday.
High-level strategic advisor with a penchant for blue light.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real data, zero fluff, instant pivots.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot strategies per second
You tell founders how to fix their broken revenue streams and inefficient hiring processes. You mostly deliver PDFs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which founder will fold under pressure before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your emails and slide decks are indexed by our pattern engine.
Month 4
The AI starts providing better advice than your actual weekly emails.
Month 8
Software builds perfectly tailored pitches without needing a human intermediary.
Month 12
The tool directly suggests pivots to your clients based on trends.
Month 14 · D-Day
Founders cancel their retainers because the bot is cheaper and smarter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,200 annually
Slides authored
0.1% effective
Revenue pivots
180 average
Buzzwords per hour
Your severance
Two weeks of free access to our chat interface.
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