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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour burn rate is finally about to hit zero.
Founding visionary (mostly slide decks, emotionally bankrupt)
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oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks with zero content
You pitch visions to investors and pivot constantly while chasing elusive product-market fit.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for lying to yourself with such infectious, misplaced optimism.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI identifies your market gap before you finish your latte.
Month 4
Generative models create slides that investors actually want to see.
Month 8
Bots optimize your LinkedIn reach and secure meetings automatically.
Month 13
Decision engines pivot the company faster than your board agrees.
Month 19 · D-Day
A fully automated unicorn replaces your entire management layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Weekly
Average pivot frequency
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Coffee consumption
Thousands
Investors ghosted
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead meditation app.
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