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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell networking for people who could just use LinkedIn.
Serial founder of rooms that people eventually leave.
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Seamless digital gatherings for targeted youth audiences.
blub.you▸ EVENTSTREAMER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect speakers into holographic rooms
You book venues and wrangle experts to talk at youths. You chase sponsors and coordinate event logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the room is bored and change the speaker mid-sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scouts speakers based on engagement scores instead of your intuition.
Month 5
Smart contracts handle logo placement and billing without a single call.
Month 13
Virtual event environments replace physical halls to cut overhead costs.
Year 1.9
Algorithms predict which talks youth audiences actually want to hear.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The platform automates the entire event lifecycle while you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
Average event stress level
42 daily
Venue booking rejections
60 hours
Time spent finding sponsors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event simulation platform.
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