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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou pivot to nowhere while we automate your final board meeting.
Serial bridge burner, spreadsheet lover, and vision-haver.
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You burn investor capital on vision boards and empty growth metrics. Then you fire people via automated email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with genuine, unwavering confidence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your emails and pitch decks are fed into a model.
Week 7
An agent learns to make your mediocre business decisions instantly.
Month 5
The bot scales marketing spend without needing any sleep.
Month 10
The AI replaces you in all investor update video calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the company bank account is finally revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99 percent
Burn rate efficiency
zero
Meaningful words per pitch
four months
Time until bankruptcy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our layoff notification software.
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