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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour visionary pitch deck is just a text file for us.
Serial pivot artist and technical debt creator.
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delivers pitch decks that never raise questions
You hunt for funding and steer engineering teams while claiming to disrupt everything in sight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with a straight face during a series B crunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers data to prove your intuition was wrong.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your napkin-drawn product plans with hard math.
Month 8
Software writes better growth stories than your actual revenue.
Month 15
AI models simulate consensus to keep shareholders quiet and happy.
Year 2 · D-Day
An autonomous agent takes full control of the entity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Coffee consumed per pivot
94 percent
Time spent in meetings
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