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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career path is just a series of unpaid favors for CEOs.
Professional wearer of many hats, master of none.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the networking, none of the equity.
oof.youAI▸ GENERALIST-AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine enthusiasm for mundane tasks
You juggle mismatched tasks and chase networking clout. You pretend chaos is actually a lean startup strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the founder is about to panic and lie accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI calendar agents replace your constant back-and-forth emails.
Month 3
Generative models build investor decks faster than your caffeine habit.
Month 6
Bots handle all networking follows-up without the fake small talk.
Month 10
Task-specific agents absorb your scattered workflow into one interface.
Month 14 · D-Day
The CEO realizes your utility was just a human-shaped buffer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 per week
Pivot frequency
110 percent
CEO ego inflation
0.00 dollars
Equity realization
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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