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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou accelerate startups just to watch them pivot into oblivion anyway.
Professional dream-weaver for people who haven't turned a profit.
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Funding logic without the espresso breath.
glub.youAI▸ CAPITAI-MATCH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad pitches before they reach humans
You broker meetings between founders and investors while navigating complex public grant applications and government bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a founder is lying about their runway during a lunch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your email archives are scanned to map every venture capital connection.
Month 4
Matching algorithms replace your manual introductions between founders and investors.
Month 8
AI scrapers directly interface with government portals to file subsidy applications.
Month 13
Automated sentiment analysis handles founder anxieties about their lack of growth.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your office badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12:1
Coffee-to-pivot ratio
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Funding deck slides generated
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Venture Capitalist eye rolls
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