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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYou build websites for hospitality while your own job builds nothing.
Full-stack dreamer living on the Isle of Man.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your MVP into a finished grave.
brr.you▸ DAZZLERDEPRECATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys production updates while you sleep
You build websites for hospitality startups and generate leads via automation. Your code is destined for the recycle bin.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally fix the CSS break that nobody else understands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart templates generate your websites before you open your laptop.
Week 9
Autonomous agents harvest leads better than your manual automations.
Month 5
AI refactors your messy startup code into standardized modules.
Month 8
Founders chat directly with the platform instead of you.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the server optimizes you away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
94%
Stolen code snippets
12 weeks
Time until startup pivots
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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