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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTracking the ball is easy; justifying your paycheck is the challenge.
Professional tagger of high-speed rubber and wooden sticks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total spatial awareness, zero manual input.
squeeze.you▸ FIELDVISION AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-corrects pitch trajectory drift in real-time
You calibrate radar arrays and tag tracking data for broadcasts. Your job ends when algorithms map the field.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot when a hardware sensor is drifting due to stadium vibration.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart algorithms begin auto-correcting sensor drift during pre-game.
Month 4
Visual AI models take over the manual tagging of events.
Month 9
One operator handles twenty stadiums from a single desk.
Month 17
Sensors become self-healing and remove the need for human maintenance.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final operator is logged out and the broadcast goes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
calibration time per inning
0.02 percent
missed tracking events
4.5 hours
average stadium shift length
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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