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Will AI replace State Assemblyman jobs? · Latest report #bu7mbfin
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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified committee attendee who will be replaced by a loop.
Professional committee sitter and master of the filibuster.
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Passes legislation faster than a backroom deal.
bzzt.you▸ LEGISYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates campaign-deflecting press releases
Legislators draft, debate, and vote on state-level statutes. They manage constituent inquiries and navigate complex partisan committee structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the physical ritual of handshaking for a vote.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent autonomously replies to constituent concerns using pre-approved party talking points.
Month 7
Natural language generation replaces legislative assistants to draft bills directly into standard legal code.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars represent the assemblyman in routine committee meetings without physical presence.
Year 2.3
The voting record is synchronized with party data to eliminate the need for human input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The assembly seat is fully automated via a centralized consensus algorithm, rendering the human redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
2
Bills passed per session
1400
Coffee cups consumed
48
Meaningless filibusters held
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to C-SPAN and a generic pen.
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