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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour infinite stacks of paper are just future training data for us.
Professional paper-pusher and master of the three-hole punch.
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stretchy.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand files per millisecond
You process endless forms, verify identity documentation, and maintain bureaucratic filing systems for state agency compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a hand when someone lies on a form.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All paper forms are scanned instantly into a centralized database.
Month 4
Robotic sorting arms replace the need for physical cubbyhole organization.
Month 8
An AI agent cross-references citizen data instead of human verification.
Month 13
Automated chat bots answer every status inquiry without human help.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final physical cabinet is shredded and your password is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Average forms per day
112
Stapler jams per year
99%
Red tape index
Your severance
One digital gold star and a printer cartridge
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