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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour nuanced geopolitical posturing is just a data set for our model.
Master of the vague, yet elegantly phrased, diplomatic cable.
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delivers perfectly calibrated diplomatic non-answers
You manage international relations through endless briefing papers, formal cables, and high-stakes negotiation sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a foreign minister loses interest during a quiet dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Our model writes your cables faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 9
Sensors monitor cocktail chatter better than any tired junior aide.
Month 20
Visa logic replaces the manual filing and stamp requirements.
Year 2.7
Video screens handle all face-to-face contact with foreign dignitaries.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The diplomat is officially declared a legacy routing error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too long
Average cable length
100%
Cocktail party fatigue
42%
Misinterpreted nuance rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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