Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou clean up secrets that a simple shredder could handle better.
Professional eraser of state errors and inconvenient paper trails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total data liquidation for state entities.
oof.youAI▸ BUREAU-BURNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
atomizes documents with extreme prejudice
You manage the permanent removal of state records and sensitive assets. You verify destruction and file final reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the quiet, nervous intuition for which files are actually worth keeping.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every physical file before it hits your desk.
Month 5
Vision-guided arms start moving papers into the shredder for you.
Month 12
The machine signs off on the destruction logs instantly.
Month 16
Automated wipe tools clear drives without your input.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system destroys the last file and you are done.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4000
Files erased daily
8 cups
Coffee consumed
100 percent
Regret level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet dacha.
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