Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace State Employee jobs? · Latest report #qcijacdt
Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksYour career longevity is now officially a clerical error.
Professional chair occupant and master of the quiet lunch.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing absolutely nothing with perfect precision.
ow.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACY-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
ignores all emails until they expire
You occupy space while waiting for a pension that technology will soon calculate as zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at blending into beige walls during high-stress audits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Sensors track exactly how long you stare at the wall.
Day 5
The system asks for a list of your daily accomplishments.
Day 8
A script handles your replies to keep the inbox quiet.
Day 11
The payroll software realizes you are statistically zero-value.
Week 2 · D-Day
The desk chair is reclaimed for a higher-performing user.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4 hours
Average break duration
0.1
Forms processed daily
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very empty cardboard box.
Discussion
