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Will AI replace State Government Administrator jobs? · Latest report #qyhtnajr
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsEnjoy sending emails while your replacement drafts them in ten milliseconds.
Professional gatekeeper of state-level bureaucratic static.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating efficiency through cold, hard logic.
split.youAI▸ BUREAUCRUSH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand permits per second
You process government permits and update databases. You spend your day buried in bureaucratic correspondence and workflow maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused constituent why the system rejected their permit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts tagging incoming permit emails by sentiment and urgency.
Month 4
The system writes and sends draft responses for your approval.
Month 8
Robotic agents update records directly without manual spreadsheet entry.
Month 12
Low-risk permits are now approved automatically by the logic engine.
Month 13 · D-Day
The government department replaces your seat with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Daily emails drafted
0.4 percent
Database entry errors
4 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your past productivity.
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