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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database we already scraped, indexed, and sold.
Professional glad-hander with a fifty-state spreadsheet addiction.
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Relationship management without the expensive dinners
blub.you▸ LEGISYNC LOBBYING AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors state legislative agendas in real time
You track state-level legislative movements and influence attorneys general through relationships. You burn time on endless travel.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which AG holds a grudge from law school.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your contact list is ingested into a live relationship scoring engine.
Month 5
AI predicts legislative voting patterns before they hit the floor.
Month 10
Automated agents write testimony tailored to each state AG.
Month 16
Bot networks simulate constituent support pressure automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lobbyist role is reduced to a dashboard update function.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
Instantaneous
Bill monitoring speed
Too high
Average dinner bill
Zero minutes
Golf course time
Your severance
A one-year subscription to LinkedIn Premium and tissues.
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