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Will AI replace State Government Employee jobs? · Latest report #e4ihhwzt
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow-moving, tax-funded version of paperclips.
Professional gatekeeper of state-level digital paperwork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy, but with zero coffee breaks.
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denies applications in nanoseconds without guilt
You process endless forms, track state regulations, and shuffle paperwork between agencies. You are a human bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a request is suspicious just by the tone of the signature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every physical form into a centralized digital index.
Month 11
Software updates state regulations across all public-facing portals instantly.
Month 21
Decision-making engines take over standard permit and license approvals.
Year 2.7
Chatbots handle all taxpayer inquiries with pre-programmed patience.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The entire department is consolidated into a single, efficient server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per day
12 annually
Forms processed by human
too many
Meaningless meetings attended
Your severance
a decorative stamp and a box of leftover staples
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