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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace State Government Official jobs? · Latest report #rfepg2mt
Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow game of bureaucratic musical chairs.
Rank 8 paper-pusher with a masterclass in obfuscation.
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Processing decrees faster than humanly possible
oof.you▸ KREML-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates decree signatures overnight
You shuffle internal documents and attend endless state committee meetings to rubber-stamp regional decrees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, quiet art of nodding at the right time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character scanners replace the manual filing of your paper documents.
Month 4
Language models start writing all your standard formal decree responses.
Month 8
Approval pathways are hardcoded into the regional administration server software.
Month 13
Remote verification sensors remove the need for your physical presence.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access card is disabled and the server takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Stamps processed per day
88 percent
Meeting attendance frequency
12 daily
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid office tea.
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