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Will AI replace State Level Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #8b8dnxyc
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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading your influence for a subscription service that doesn't drink coffee.
Lobbyist (currently holding the bag for landlord associations)
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shred.you▸ POLICYPREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes opposition bills in committee meetings
You influence local property laws by attending committee hearings and buying lunch for state assembly representatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the senator's mood changes mid-sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software parse every bill for keywords in real time.
Month 4
Generative agents draft perfectly targeted emails to committee aides automatically.
Month 8
Predictive models map the exact tipping point for swing-vote representatives.
Month 15
High-fidelity telepresence units replace the need for physical hallway loitering.
Month 22 · D-Day
PolicyPredictor 9000 handles all legislative relations without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too high
Average lunch tab
negligible
Bill amendments filed
4,200
Handshakes given annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold-pressed executive lunches.
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