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Will AI replace State Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #9a3juecv
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour rolodex is just a database schema that hasn't been parsed yet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressive legislative capture, zero lunch bills.
blub.you▸ POLICYINFLUENCE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates campaign finance contributions in nanoseconds
You influence policy through networking, legislative monitoring, and fundraising. Machines are already better at finding the legislative loopholes you trade on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the senator decides to tank your bill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Consolidate all your contact rolodexes and meeting notes into a centralized, queryable predictive CRM.
Month 6
Deploy LLMs to draft legislative language faster than your junior associates can find the office printer.
Month 13
Automated sentiment analysis monitors legislator public statements to trigger micro-targeted PAC donations in real-time.
Month 20
Virtual lobbyists replace human presence at non-essential committee meetings with persistent high-bandwidth video presence.
Year 2 · D-Day
Algorithms finalize all policy outcomes, rendering your personal relationship-based influence entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
$145
Average donor-lunch cost
12,000
Bills parsed hourly
0.04
Human charisma coefficient
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium legislative tracking tool.
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