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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are a glorified power switch waiting for the law to blink.
Professional bystander and certified human speed bump.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only witness the government needs.
glub.youAI▸ LEGICHECK AUDITOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs false compliance heartbeats in real-time
You exist only to satisfy legal requirements while observing machines. Your main task is watching blinking lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of ozone before the entire system catastrophically catches fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual sensors replace your limited field of human vision.
Month 3
Compliance logs are now directly signed by a root script.
Month 6
Lobbyists rewrite the requirement to define 'human' as a script.
Month 9
Your physical presence is deemed a safety hazard by insurance.
Month 12 · D-Day
The law is updated and your credentials are wiped remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4 cups hourly
Coffee consumption rate
Zero
Meaningful interventions made
14,000
Compliance checklist items
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a digital breathing app.
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