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Will AI replace State Parliament Member jobs? · Latest report #t5prshcv
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsReplacing the art of doing nothing with the efficiency of nothing.
Professional hand-shaker and microphone-starrer.
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Optimising governance through pure, cold logic.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT LEGISLATIVE ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes on all bills simultaneously
You draft legislation, attend committee sessions, and debate policy while nodding significantly in regional parliament assemblies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform an empty, soul-crushing handshake better than a cold, metal chassis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models generate your speeches so you can sleep in.
Month 7
Smart software answers all angry emails with automated gaslighting.
Month 16
Secure servers cast your votes based on party loyalty constants.
Year 2.2
Digital projections occupy your seat while you are elsewhere.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Legislation is now purely algorithmic and requires zero human mediation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Hours spent posturing
0.02 percent
Meaningful legislative impact
12 liters
Coffee consumed in sessions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty promises and stationery.
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