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Will AI replace State Politician jobs? · Latest report #d575yu68
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaigning for obsolescence by proving people prefer algorithms over human ego.
Professional loud-talker currently masquerading as a public servant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing public consensus through cold, hard logic.
wheee!you▸ POLICYBOT-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters corrupt donations into clean public data
You draft legislation, attend endless committee hearings, and shake hands until your grip loses all humanity.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to apologize for scandals you definitely committed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated platforms replace your need to speak at community meetings.
Month 5
Smart software writes cleaner, less biased bills without the pork.
Month 15
Public voting algorithms determine outcomes based on actual citizen preference.
Year 2.2
AI detects and rejects special interest bribes automatically.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The State House transitions to a fully automated management system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Handshakes per hour
Unlimited
Veto power
100 percent
Truthfulness
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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