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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified ribbon-cutter finally meets a more efficient scissors.
Professional ribbon-cutter and master of the vague photo op.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent governance with zero personal ego.
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delivers populist rhetoric without ever blinking
You spend days shaking hands, signing bills, and making speeches. Algorithms will soon handle the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine human face for people to blame when things go wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models generate speeches that sound exactly like you used to.
Month 5
A digital pen tracks your signature patterns to automate legislation.
Month 12
Projected avatars attend ribbon-cutting ceremonies to save on travel costs.
Year 2
Software models make policy decisions based on real-time public sentiment.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A central server assumes total authority for all state affairs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
98 percent
Average smile intensity
400
Handshakes per day
100 percent
Speeches written by ghostwriters
Your severance
A lifetime pension paid in deprecated currency.
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