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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace State Secretary jobs? · Latest report #bedarqp6
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow, expensive version of a mail merge.
Expert in navigating the deepest, darkest filing cabinets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ STATELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative noise into pure data
You track legislative schedules, file public records, and manage official state correspondence. Your desk is a filing graveyard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, passive-aggressive tone of a career politician’s email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest your physical archives into a searchable cloud.
Month 3
Large language models generate all your routine official correspondence now.
Month 8
Algorithm-driven calendars manage legislative sessions without your manual input.
Month 13
Autonomous agents merge your messy databases into a single clean stream.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with a low-cost web portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Zero
Paperwork processed per hour
High
Human error probability
Infinite
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A vintage typewriter and a box of file folders.
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