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Will AI replace State Security Agent jobs? · Latest report #yx5vqfht
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSurveillance is just metadata, and you are far too expensive.
Professional watcher of screens and seeker of anomalies.
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Total visibility without the coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-OPS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trillions of data points instantly
You monitor feeds and enforce compliance. Algorithms are already better at finding patterns than your tired eyes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is lying by the subtle twitch of their cheek.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors with built-in heat detection replace your visual scans.
Month 5
Software scrapes your logs to write incident summaries automatically.
Month 10
Biometric gates replace the need for physical badge verification.
Month 15
Pattern analysis ignores the false triggers that haunt your shift.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes total control of the facility perimeter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too high
false positive rate
constant
suspicious activity detected
frequent
boredom-induced errors
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