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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou exist solely to point at signs tourists could already read.
Professional gate-watcher and expert at pointing at maps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total station control, no human needed.
ow.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys holographic wayfinding to confuse everyone
Station agents manage fare gates, help lost passengers, and monitor station security cameras. They keep the platform moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a passenger is about to jump the gate just by looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors automatically clear fare errors without needing your manual override.
Month 5
Touchscreen digital maps replace your knowledge of train transfers.
Month 11
Cameras use vision AI to flag loiterers instead of your eyes.
Month 20
One operator in a central office manages twenty silent stations.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The station runs perfectly without any human presence on the floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
452
Passengers helped per shift
28,800
Seconds spent watching gate turnstiles
99%
Percent of questions answered with a map
Your severance
A one-way ticket to your next unemployment queue.
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