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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model risk while your own professional risk hits the ceiling.
Professional doom-caster for the mid-market insurance sector.
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automates rate filings across fifty states
You scrub insurance claims data and build pricing models in R or Python. You justify rate hikes to regulators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a state regulator about a faulty pricing model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual spreadsheet cleanup work immediately.
Month 5
Neural nets start generating pricing predictions that outperform your GLMs.
Month 10
Bots automatically fill and submit state regulatory filing forms.
Month 15
Underwriters get dashboards that answer questions your models used to.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-tuning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per model
99 percent
P-value obsession rate
12 daily
Regulator emails ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stats software package.
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