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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom R scripts are just legacy code waiting for deletion.
Master of p-values, gatekeeper of the SAS repository.
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You oversee clinical trial data analysis, writing SAS/R code to validate datasets and generate regulatory submission outputs.
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You can sense when a p-value looks suspicious before the model even flags it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags non-compliant macros in your repository.
Month 4
Vision models map raw clinical data to standard formats.
Month 8
Agents run parallel checks to confirm statistical output accuracy.
Month 13
Generative models produce the full submission package from templates.
Month 18 · D-Day
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