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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex spatial models are just fancy auto-complete for geography.
Deep learning enthusiast with a Gaussian process addiction
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autogenerates convergence proofs in milliseconds
You derive statistical estimators for environmental patterns. You spend days cleaning dataframes and tuning hyper-parameters in code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model collapsed when the real-world data got noisy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents rewrite your messy Python scripts into optimized production kernels.
Month 4
Sensors fill in missing spatial gaps faster than you can verify.
Month 8
AI systems iterate through thousands of priors while you eat lunch.
Month 13
An inference engine produces mathematical proofs without needing human intuition.
Month 18 · D-Day
The research lab is repurposed into a secure data storage closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee per model convergence
65 percent
Time spent fixing broken dependencies
99 percent
Research papers ignored by industry
Your severance
One free subscription to a discontinued math library
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