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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach students to identify patterns that render your career obsolete.
Tenure-track academic, mostly LaTeX and existential dread.
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You lecture on probability, publish papers, and advise graduate students on their thesis data analysis.
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You can sense when a student is lying about the origin of their data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle all objective midterm and homework grading.
Month 7
Language models write your draft manuscripts and run initial data models.
Month 16
Student queries are routed to an AI avatar that knows the syllabus.
Year 2.2
Algorithms submit research requests directly to government funding databases.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department replaces your lectures with high-quality recorded synthetic content.
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Savings: 95.3%
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Students ignoring your feedback
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