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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting your own unemployment with 99% confidence, how poetic for you.
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derives infinite test variants in milliseconds
You lecture on probability distributions, grade endless problem sets, and explain why correlation isn't causation to exhausted teenagers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking a headache to escape the bell curve.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized tests shift to adaptive platforms that grade automatically in real-time.
Month 6
Interactive modules replace lectures with personalized algorithmic pacing for every single student.
Month 12
Computer vision software monitors exams to ensure academic integrity without human surveillance.
Month 16
AI models generate specific, personalized intervention plans before a student even realizes they are failing.
Year 2 · D-Day
The physical classroom becomes an observation hub where the teacher is purely a monitoring relic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
100,000+
Redundant Grading Cycles
94%
Average Boredom Threshold
Zero
Variance in Student Interest
Your severance
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