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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving for X until your students eventually realize you are just repeating
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Infinite patience for infinite remedial students
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You explain standard deviation and Z-scores to bewildered students. You grade quizzes while pretending the variance isn't depressing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why they missed the midterm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Upload every syllabus and grading rubric to the learning model for instant pattern matching.
Month 5
Deploy screen-based avatars to replace human face-time during scheduled office hour slots.
Month 10
Vision-models scan handwritten quiz submissions to identify logical failures before the human can.
Month 15
Automated prompts replace your verbal explanations with personalized, pre-verified mathematical derivations.
Month 19 · D-Day
Permanent access termination as the college replaces your salary with server maintenance costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14
Average sighs per equation
98%
Students ignoring the syllabus
30 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a free Khan Academy clone
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